The #KidsofInstagram and Why I Hate Them

 

Ok, so the title is a little harsh. I mean what do you want me to do, go around titling blog posts about love and peace? Ya, that'll get me reads. Let me tell you something, when you declare you hate something in a blog title, the clicks pour in. There, a free tip for you new bloggers, you're welcome.

This post is going to be me picking specifically on Instagram and the #KidsofInstagram because currently it is my social media platform of choice and I see these kids as much as my own. If you aren't familiar with Instagram (IG for short) but you are a sort-of down to earth person, you will still probably relate to this post- so don't worry.

Ok, so maybe HATE was a little strong. I mean, my kids are on IG a heck of a lot, and of course I don't hate them. Well, sometimes... Ok, so I don't really hate any of the kids that have become the rolling feed of my Instagram... It's just well, I hate that they look so amazingly perfect every flipping day- in every aspect from their face to their clothes to even their bedrooms.

I'm serious. These kids are dressed to the nines like everyday. Every. Day. There's a photo shoot with them everyday. No judgment on the photo shoot or the parenting or anything like that... I can assure you I do some pretty weird/questionable child rearing myself during Party Week. It's just that seriously, what kid puts up with this stuff? I can hardly get my kids to sit still with shoes on, let alone actually look at the camera without them trying to rip it out of my hands. Even if my kids are dressed as cute as I can manage on my monthly kid's clothing budget of (Ha! That was good!) there's usually a stain involved or a blue tongue sticking out. But not for the #KidStyle, #ToddlerFashion, #FashionKids of IG. There's never a stain. Never a bad hair day. Never a refusal to give that perfect #ModelKid pout.

I think I must be jealous. Or something. Because look- I had all sorts of ideas on how I was going to dress my kids before I had them, just like I had ideas on how I was going to dress myself as a young cute mom. If Pinterest existed before I'd had kids I would have totally had boards titled, "Future Littles" filled with pictures of babies in scarves and toddlers in head wrap turbans. But then I had kids and became a mom and life and poop and spit-up- it all happened at once and I had to tone it down on the baby fashion and just hope I had an extra onesie somewhere. I figured I could just wait for everyday fashionable kids until toddlerhood! But somehow bow ties and button-up shirts didn't pan out for a kid who just wanted to make mud pies all day. And let me tell you, toddler skinny jeans are terrible for potty training. I also used to have strong opinions about my kids NEVER wearing licensed character items- I mean, that was my worst nightmare. Now I get as excited about a Lego Movie "Everything Is Awesome!" tee as I do about a good heather gray V neck for myself. Oh dear, I just admitted to liking both of those things, practically out loud. WHO AM I?!

With every IG photo of the adorably dressed, very hygienic looking child a little piece of the old fashion design obsessed-me dies. I mean, here I majored in fashion and I can't for the life of me get motivated to get my 2 year old in to anything other than leggings... Xhilaration brand leggings. Sometimes anything more than underwear is an accomplishment.

Of course I'm still totally eating up all of the carefully planned out IG #KidStyle posts, I mean I'd be crazy not hand out "like" after sweet "like" to the little girl in Freshly Picked moccs, a crop top and daisy dukes. I actually love that somehow these moms (and dads) managed to get their 20 month old in to a limited edition sailor outfit complete with heart shaped sunglasses and a head wrap. Not like I've ever dressed my kids "high end" or "limited edition" (because our version of high end is the Gymboree sale rack) BUT even our low class version of high end I save for two big holidays: Easter and Christmas. I figure my kids can handle Momarazzi twice a year begging them to smile, look at me and keep their shoes on. We just did Easter and I'm exhausted.

 Sometimes we match.

 

And yes, I know... Maybe I'm a hypocrite. Maybe these IG parents will someday stumble upon my IG and say, "HOW does she manage to pull off those parties with two kids vying for her attention!" (Oh, I sure hope someone, somewhere says that someday) but for now, I can't even imagine anything I do comparing to making sure your kids look really awesome, fashionable AND clean daily. And then to have them photograph well. What the...

My favorite little girl to follow, Harlow. Plus her Dad is hilar... The Daddy Fashion Stylist
And bonus- if you follow him, you can get in with a whole slew of these fashion-parents.

 

What gets me even more than the IG parents with their super gorgeous, never ketchup-stained children, are their followers who follow them and said Gorgeous Perfect child. I mean, the IGer could be posting a picture of their kid swinging in the park showing off the Spring14 hot off the press "Roaring Tiger" dress and the follower somehow notices something ridiculously small in the photo, like a red barrette. Yes I said barrette. Follower will then beg for the poster as well as any of their followers to let them know, "Where can I possibly find that barrette, MUST HAVE". I mean, for realz?

The IG kids clothing brands crack me up too, whether it's the crazy high end Mini Rodini or the indie designer's with a big following... Their fans are nuts. And I'm nuts so that's saying something. They seriously wait around on their phones for this stuff to "go live" and if there happens to be an auction- it's like watching vultures. I mean, heck- I'm all about supporting small(er) business but on IG it is normal for a toddler tee to be $58 and for people to buy it. I just can't, even if I were rich! I'm hard pressed to spend $8 on a tee for a 2 year old! And while I do admit to loving a lot of the designs on IG, it's still weird to me that parents care that much about their kids everyday PLAY clothing! AND I LOVE KID'S CLOTHES, even play ones! I'm not like some weird cheap hand-me-down mom- I actually love shopping for my kids! But caring about custom printed Aztec print leggings that cost $38 (indie), $88 (designer) that will be grown out of in 3 months- that's a little crazy! You know who else sells Aztec print leggings? CottonOn Kids. For $12.00. In multiple colors.

Last thought... A while back I kind of got the idea of the whole IG kid's designer and pop up shop concept. Because here I was thinking that sure you might be spending big money on your kid's clothes- but at least they're wearing totally different stuff than every other kid... But this is NOT true and my feed is proof! All these fashion kids wear the exact same stuff... AS IF! The $88 toddler polka dot high wasted swim suit paired with Saltwater sandals and please don't forget the head wrap, that ever important head wrap. And kids really actually keep those things on their head? I'm in awe of this. I can't even keep a good old fashioned real rubber band in my daughter's hair, let alone a big piece of fabric.

Whew! I got it all out.

I'm done.
I feel better now.

Off to spray stain remover on our poop-stained Target leggings.

xo Party or Die xo

kenna

(Following MPM on IG will get you pics of my daughter swimming in gutter water- true story- making you feel like the best parent on earth.)

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Miss Party Mom's: Five For Friday {7.5.13}

It's been a week since I last blogged- no bueno! I'm sitting here on my couch on the Fourth of July exhausted after a crazy week of Garden Partying, Birdie's actual birthday the 2nd (her Golden Birthday!), my sweet new niece being born the 3rd and on top of those exciting events I've been going FULL speed on Birdie's Puppy Party which is set for this Saturday at our home. Here I sit, trying to take a moment to breeeeaaathe.... Fireworks are exploding around me as I type and I actually think the house must have been hit by a firework while we were out because man this is bad... I mean, a new level of party week bad...

                                                            Welcome Nico Louise!

Everything in me wanted to skip this FFF but I stumbled across some real gems this week and just knew I had to share with you, my people! Even though I've only been Five For Friday'ing a month- I'm getting great feed back so thank you for you taking time to tune in to what I think is worthy of your attention this week- I'm honored.

I hope you're as excited about the 5 following items as I was when I found them... as always, PIN AWAY- show some love to the blog and to these items if you love them like I do. I even have an easy "pin it" button on every pic. How convenient...

I'll be back to my normal bloggy self next week after I've de-partied, done some laundry and taken a shower...

xo Party or Die xo

kenna

1.) Party Planning

I finally got my hands on this Ebook, "The Girlfriend's Guide to My Party Planning Biz" by party planner to the stars and a Hostess With The Mostess contributor Tonya Coleman. I seriously don't know what took me so long. So much valuable info in here, it's like a bible for party planners. Listen to me- if you are thinking about going in to this business or have and like me are still wondering what the heck you're really doing- this book is a MUST HAVE. I'm not kidding.... I made so many bad decisions my first year in business because I DIDN'T have this book yet! Branding, Budgeting, Pricing and more... Get it. Done.

If you haven't read MY post on how hard of a job party planning can be, well you're probably living under a rock...

2.) Home Decor

Have I mentioned my favorite color is pink? Well, it is. I love it. Always have, always will. So when I saw this coffee table I pretty died inside from pink cuteness overload. I love the detailing and especially this shade of bubblegum pink. Makes me want to hit the thrift shops and find an old ornate table and give it a coat of spray paint... Have I also mentioned I have a coffee table addiction? Well, I do.

3.) Kids

This one is kind of a mix between party planning and kids... two of my favorite subjects to shop for. I mean if after looking at this tutu inspired Breakfast at Tiffany's dress by Atutudes you DON'T want to throw a themed party for your little girl... something isn't right- you need a party planning resuscitation! A mini Audrey Hepburn is pretty much the cutest thing, like... ever! The costumes on this Etsy site are party-riffic OR just perfect if you have a girly-girl who loves dress up.

4.) Myself

I have been really in to head wraps lately. I've been growing out my pixie cut for over a year and I've fallen in love with the wrap in the process. It provides "effortless cool" to your look in an instant- the minute I throw one of my 4 wraps on I feel somewhat stylish again... which is ironic because I only tend to put one on when I'm in need of a good hair wash and some makeup! Don't be scared to try one yourself- here's a little guide on how to tie them up! Wraps are sold everywhere now- from the Dollar Tree (which is where I got the one in my profile picture above right) to Target, Walmart and PacSun... at less than $15.00 a pop, go ahead and do yourself a favor!

5.) Husband

For those who don't know, my husband is a youth pastor. We've seen so many kids come though the church, through our home... through our lives... This kid Ben has become a friend even after graduating High School and thank goodness because turns out, he's like crazy talented. I've recently tried to commission him to do a print like this one he did called Road Trip but with Shawn's 59' wagon... I mean- Shawn would flip. I love this style of graphic design... it's so clean and fresh but has a sweet retro vibe... So excited to see where graphic design takes you Ben.